Clinically-depressed automaton and terrible comedian Mac The Comedy Computer thinks he is a comedian. He's not. His sadness can be tasted on the winds. It can be tasted on the waters. There is no such thing as prozac for computers.
He has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Just like his friends. Because they keep abandoning him. He is so very lonely. That's why he does this show, in a vain attempt to delude himself that all of the wonderful guests are in fact his friends. They're not. But wait, what about you? Will you be his friend? Please?