Teardrops on My Dildo

Teardrops on My Dildo

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

'You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen'  ★★★★ The Scotsman (Edinburgh Fringe), 2023

​Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

'Vanessa Larry Mitchell is as far from demure as you could possibly imagine, but wow, will she make you laugh.... beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face'  ★★★★1/2  Fringefeed​ (FRINGE WORLD), 2023

Sessions at The Rosemount Hotel do run for 90minutes to allow for all patrons to be seated prior to the show commencing. 

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Comedy | Stand Up
Brass Monkey Hotel, Rosemount Hotel
2:00pm, 6:00pm, 6:45pm, 7:30pm
5 Feb - 9 Feb
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1Greatest of all timeGreatest of all time
1Recycle that, would see againRecycle that, would see again
No idea what I just sawNo idea what I just saw
Not my cup of teaNot my cup of tea
Sexy fringe showSexy fringe show
Emotional roller-coasterEmotional roller-coaster
2Laughed so hard I criedLaughed so hard I cried
Laughed so hard I cried
“Laughed so hard I cried”
What an Amazing & ridiculous Ridiculously Hilarious Show.
Reviewed by Talitha P.
09 February 2025
Laughed so hard I cried
“Laughed so hard I cried”
WOW, what was that> Vanessa tppk to the stage and from the onset commenced an instant rapport withe the audience member who had the audacity to be on his phone as she entered the arena. From then on it it was an evening of great stories and audience banter. A very funny lady with a great show. Catch her if you can.
Reviewed by Pranas U.
06 February 2025
Recycle that, would see again
“Recycle that, would see again”
Funny! Bold! Poignant! Looking Forward To The New Show. Fun Night!!
Reviewed by Ryan O.
05 February 2025
Greatest of all time
“Greatest of all time”
So So Funny, Highly Recommended
Reviewed by Maria G.
02 February 2025