Millie Norrish pounds out one good dick joke after another that will tickle even the stiffest of cockles.

The show is about exactly what it says it is. Having been given the ‘Cock Torch’ by the original show’s creator, Jon Bennett, Millie Norrish grips this honour firmly in her hands and carries on this insane yet hilarious tradition of pretending things are a cock. Travelling across the world, from Perth to Paraguay, Jon and Millie spent far too much time taking pictures of seemingly innocuous objects by pretending that they were their own cock. From floor mirrors to bell towers, they leave no metaphorical cock unturned.

(At this point I feel I need to point out that no actual cocks were filmed, portrayed or presented during any part of the show.)

Now you may be thinking something along the lines of, ‘but a show about male genitalia performed by a woman? Absurd!’ Well let me tell you that Millie has an impressive cock… resume. I would go so far as to even call her a genital genius; the ‘Kween of Kocks’, as she is known. The show is more than just the most hilarious PowerPoint presentation you’ll ever see in your life. Millie brings to the floor her own cock-related experiences, embarrassing not only herself, but also her loved ones and even previous partners. Her stories of travelling with Jon, pretending things are a cock, and even getting a rather intimate form of conjunctivitis (I’ll leave this to your imagination) will leave your jaw stiff from laughter.

The dick joke is universally loved, whether you are the owner, renter or landlord of a cock or not. So let yourself be silly and entertained by a phallically philosophical and devilishly good dicking of a show. You yourself, might even be tempted to start pretending things are a cock, but don’t worry; if you fall in too deep, there is a support group of PTAAC Anonymous.