The Almost Completely Terrible Tale Of Felicity Footin

Felicity Footin is a new employee at the corporate level of a soft toy company. To be successful, she is going to have to embrace the company rhetoric! You know, have a marvellously passive and indirect approach to all communication, workplaces don’t thrive on clarity or transparency, after all, do they?

No one wants other people to be deliberately upfront or direct, especially at work! No one expects anyone to actually get things done quickly. There are always policies, procedures and protocols, to ensure employees don't. Felicity does her best to embrace the company motto, 'no sharp edges'! But, as she too begins to sweep things under the company carpet, wherever that is, she may lose the love of her life Fergus Forthwith.