21 January – 15 February

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Image is of the artist laying on her back in a bed with a white sheet after her. She has a sad but somewhat comical look on her face. Her make-up is smudged as though she has had a big night.

Teardrops on My Dildo

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female. 

Winner: ‘Best Comedy’ Newcastle Fringe 2022.

"Wow, will she make you laugh…. beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face" ★★★★½ Fringefeed 

"You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing" ★★★★ The Scotsman

"Vanessa is exactly the comedian women need right now" ★★★★  Mindshare

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Comedy • Stand Up
New South Wales
 
Thu, 05 Feb - Sun, 08 Feb
 
59 min to 60 min
 
4 venues
 
MA15+ (2 Warnings)
 
$35
 
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Very Hot
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