20 January – 14 February

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This show belongs to the FRINGE WORLD Festival 2026 season. This season is now over.

A comical image of the artist laying in a bed with a white sheet over her. She has a sad but somewhat comical look on her face. Her make-up is smudged as though she has had a big night.
Performer is holding a microphone and speaking to an unseen audience in front of a painted background that features half a face in a hat.
Artist is laughing against a pink backdrop. They are wearing a black top.
FRINGE WORLD Festival 2026

Teardrops on My Dildo

EXTRA SHOW ADDED DUE TO DEMAND

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female. 

Winner: ‘Best Comedy’ Newcastle Fringe 2022.

"Wow, will she make you laugh…. beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face" ★★★★½ Fringefeed 

"You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing" ★★★★ The Scotsman

"Vanessa is exactly the comedian women need right now" ★★★★  Mindshare

Presented by: Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Internationally touring comedian Vanessa Larry Mitchell is a bold, unapologetic force in Australian comedy. Known for her sharp wit, wild storytelling, and magnetic presence on stage, she fearlessly dives into life's messy bits. Regional powerhouse and creator of Larry Laughs Loud, Vanessa champions grass roots comedy while touring her hit solo shows across the country and internationally. Expect heart, filth and hilarity in equal measure - she'll make you blush, think and roar with laughter.
Comedy • Stand Up
New South Wales
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Suitability & warnings

Content rating: MA15+
Family friendly: No
Coarse Language: Frequent
Sexual References

Presenter

Presented by: Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Internationally touring comedian Vanessa Larry Mitchell is a bold, unapologetic force in Australian comedy. Known for her sharp wit, wild storytelling, and magnetic presence on stage, she fearlessly dives into life's messy bits. Regional powerhouse and creator of Larry Laughs Loud, Vanessa champions grass roots comedy while touring her hit solo shows across the country and internationally. Expect heart, filth and hilarity in equal measure - she'll make you blush, think and roar with laughter.