Miss Olympus

A modern retelling of the Golden Apple:  Paris, the mysterious Shepherd Boy, is hosting and judging the 'One Night Only' Beauty Pageant: Miss Olympus.

Who will be declared the fairest of all the Olympian Gods? Will it be Hera? Queen of the Gods, ruthless and headstrong as she is vain and traditional. Will it be Athena? The wisest of all the Gods, with a cunning and jealous streak. Or will it be Aphrodite? Goddess of Love, entrancing, and can't help herself fooling around.

Is this a fair contest? Is this really something to squabble over? Why is an 18-year-old boy judging? And come to think of it, why is Zeus once again rubbing his hands clean from all his dirty work?

Heavy in Drag, Burlesque, Satire, and Talent: Miss Olympus will have you flying back up to the Heavens in no time, for more!