Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard On Earth

2 X WINNER - BEST COMEDY WEEKLY - FRINGE WORLD 2024, 2018

The year is 2025. Humanity is on the brink. There is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse...

'Gentle parenting'? 'love languages'? 'quiet quitting'?  What happened? 

Self-diagnosing whingers have taken over the world and the rest of us are left to tiptoe around them.

Life is like the hurdles but instead of learning to jump over them, we've tried to remove them.

Strap in, beta cucks, It's time to leap again.

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian - Chopper - is back, with a preview season of his brand new tour. Cheap tickets. Big laughs. Skibidi!

‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr