I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever felt luckier than realising I found my person at 14 and completely skipped the labyrinth-hell-maze that is modern dating. Mariah, your stories were real, raw, and hilarious.... oh, babe, I feel for you. You’re not too serious. Your drug free, non-Hyrox-competing, and for everyones sake hopefully non-wearing crocs, prince is out there. Probably lost in the maze, but out there 👑 I really hope the next instalment is about your happily ever after 😍

There’s ups and downs, wins and losses, there’s more evidence men are trash and we all need that