And you, too, are likely to be discombobulated by Ford’s portrayal of a performer on the edge of a nervous breakdown.

Shambling onto the stage, a Master Bush Scout begins to host with a costume of masculinity and proceeds to revel in his self-described ‘impressive’ talent.

It’s a mess. But somehow, gradually, from the slime, a character slouches into our heads to be born

"Campfire Ukulele Torture is a concept concocted from the bizarre and bewildering brain of Tomás Ford."