Teardrops on My Dildo

Fabulous, filthy & downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials & tribulations of parenting, dating & all things female.

"This is the type of fringe show that deserves the spotlight" ★★★★½ Kids in Adelaide

"You know when you go out to the club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are all thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds course all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like." ★★★★ Mindshare