Teardrops on My Dildo
Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.
Winner: ‘Best Comedy’ Newcastle Fringe 2022.
"Wow, will she make you laugh…. beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face" ★★★★½ Fringefeed
"You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing" ★★★★ The Scotsman
"Vanessa is exactly the comedian women need right now" ★★★★ Mindshare
Presented by: Vanessa Larry Mitchell
Internationally touring comedian Vanessa Larry Mitchell is a bold, unapologetic force in Australian comedy. Known for her sharp wit, wild storytelling, and magnetic presence on stage, she fearlessly dives into life's messy bits. Regional powerhouse and creator of Larry Laughs Loud, Vanessa champions grass roots comedy while touring her hit solo shows across the country and internationally. Expect heart, filth and hilarity in equal measure - she'll make you blush, think and roar with laughter.
Sessions
ENCORE Rockingham @ VAT 116 - Rocky Fringe Festival:
Main Room at Kalamunda Hotel:
Function Room at Shelter Brewing Co.:
Pink Fairy at FringeConnect Stirling 2026:
Ticket Prices
Prices may not be available on all sessions
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4 Venues
Main Room at Kalamunda Hotel
Kalamunda Hotel, 43 Railway Rd, Kalamunda
- Venue is 18+ but minors may attend with a parent or legal guardian
Pink Fairy at FringeConnect Stirling 2026
Scarborough Sports & Community Club, 75 Deanmore Rd, Scarborough
Parking available on site
- Venue is 18+ but minors may attend with a parent or legal guardian
ENCORE Rockingham @ VAT 116 - Rocky Fringe Festival
ENCORE Rockingham @ VAT116, 4 Kent St, Rockingham
Encore Doors are seperate and adjacent to the VAT 116 Tavern doors. 20M down Railway Terrace
- Step-free mobility aid access through an alternative entrance with an accessible bathroom.
- Venue is 18+ but minors may attend with a parent or legal guardian
Function Room at Shelter Brewing Co.
Shelter Brewing Co., 11 Foreshore Parade, West Busselton
- Step-free mobility aid access through the main entrance with an accessible bathroom.
- Venue is 18+ but minors may attend with a parent or legal guardian
Suitability & Warnings